officialwhitegirls:

people who go into the shower then turn it on are not to be trusted

(via improbablycomplaining)

wavesinjuly:

suckmyphallus:

getterbeam:

imagine if you named your kid dad. just dad.

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Actually that’s just his nickname. His real name is [trucks honking], but everyone just calls him dad.

(via improbablycomplaining)

robelessd:

Hocus Pocus (1993)

it’s almost that time of the year again!!!

(Source: englishsnow, via canntsleeep)

gnarly:

thesylverlining:

i feel like i am watching a magical girl transformation


moon prism power!

populardad:

there is a difference between people who are smart and people who get good grades

(Source: brotherblaze, via itsjustnogood)

brxkenpetal:

LOOK WHAT MY BEST FRIEND BOUGHT ME TO MAKE ME HAPPY I CANT THANK HER ENOUGH OMFG

heliolisk:

so many potatoes in the world are waiting for me to eat them

(via itsjustnogood)

awwww-cute:

Claw trap. Touch that belly and you’ll have a permanent kitty attached to your forearm
plasmatics-life:

Baby by John Jefferies