unshaped:

1200reasons:

fat-amy-for-president:

slothopedia:

faallforme:

alexandriars:

lordflacko91:

capitalsteeez:

Kanye

REALITY OF LIFE

Hate him but he’s right

How can you hate someone you don’t even know

"I hate Hitler" "Sorry you never even knew him you can’t say that"

Yes because Kanye West has caused the genocide of 6 million+ people.

HE HAS?!

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reallifescomedyrelief:

viforcontrol:

beautifuloutlier:

gwydtheunusual:

too—weird-to-live:

zafojones:

Circus Tree: Six individual sycamore trees were shaped, bent, and braided to form this.

how the hell do you bend and braid a tree

Actually pretty easy. Trees don’t reject tissue from other trees in the same family. You bend the tree to another tree when it is a sapling, scrape off the bark on both trees where they touch, add some damp sphagnum moss around them to keep everything slightly moist and bind them together. Then wait a few years- The trees will have grown together. You can use a similar technique to graft a lemon branch or a lime branch or even both- onto an orange tree and have one tree that has all three fruits.Frankentrees.

As a biologist I can clearly state that plants are fucking weird and you should probably be slightly afraid of them.

On that note! At the university (UBC) located in town, the Agriculture students were told by their teacher that a tree flipped upside down would die. So they took an excavator and flipped the tree upside down. And it’s still growing. But the branches are now the roots, and the roots are now these super gnarly looking branches. Be afraid.

But Vi, how can you mention that and NOT post a picture? D:

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gayindustrialcomplex:

fag3000:

gayindustrialcomplex:

Spiders eat their parents all the time and no one cares when they do it so what the fuck

did you eat your parents

How about you mind your own business

(Source: polycrypt, via clitt)

quotelounge:

Good Vibes HERE

octemberfirst:

abqandnotu:

merosse:

TINY TURTLE INVESTIGATORS: THE CASE OF THE LARGE STRAWBERRY

GOOD MORNING EVERYONE

“HAVE YOU TRIED BALANCING ON IT”
“YES OF COURSE I TRIED BALANCING ON IT JENKINS THIS IS NOT MY FIRST DAY AS A TINY TURTLE INVESTIGATOR” 

(Source: animalkingd0m, via macdaddyabbie)

kayleyhyde:

We all know that feeling, vending machine

sights-lights-stars-jars:

Guys. There are two.

(via assjellyy)

loganlerms:

loganlerms:

i asked my manager to write me a letter of recommendation for national honors society and he handed me this

image

I got accepted into nhs

(via macdaddyabbie)

mypocketshurt90:

heard you were—fuck
heard you—agh
heard you w—jesus gimme a sec—argh
heard you were talking shit