religiousmom:

do you ever wanna listen to music but every song is just not the right song

(via canntsleeep)

thisisnotmyfairytaleendingg:

Me sexting

weaknudes:

waking up cold: alright I need more blankies

waking up hot: covers thrown everywhere. sweat behind the kneecaps. 3 dead. the pillow is the sun. critical condition.

(Source: thiccthot, via inebriatedprincess)

ariturl:

OVEN BAKING. HEAVY BREATHING. DONT GIVE A FUCK IF ITS CARBS THAT  IM EATING.

(Source: playdead1991, via basicallyhorny)

slutdropped:

Not being able to kiss someone you really rEALLY REALLY wanna kiss is kinda sad and very dumb.

(via gxxsebumps)

felizlevidad:

*7th grader voice from 2006* haha google blue waffle

(Source: gaypriest, via whythatwhore)

graystripe:

once in the 4th grade this guy got a 2% on his math quiz so everyone called him milk for the rest of the year 

(via an-energetic-homosapien)

japhers:

folwer:

but its important

IM SORRY BUT IM DYING THEY LOOK LIKE A BOY BAND

susfishcious:

susfishcious:

susfishcious:

susfishcious:

I have two potential ID pictures and I know exactly which one I’m going to try to submit

I under stand that my head is tilted by a professional smile???

How is my smile not professional???

Let’s try round 2.

Rejected again.

I’m very confused. I must inquire further. 

LEGITIMATE LOUD SCREAMING THIS IS IT, THIS IS THE DAY I DIE

(via an-energetic-homosapien)